When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should eat many plates of Nachos together, for Nachos are delicious.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all folks are created equal, and they all deserve Nacho Friday because it has been a tough week and Nachos are delicious. Folks are endowed by their Whoever with certain unalienable Rights, Among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of a whole mess of Nachos.