Mr. Shkreli has proven again and again he is simply not the type of human being we need breathing up all our oxygen. Ferrets, on the other hand, are pretty much the exact opposite. They bring joy and mirth into the world with their humorous antics and long tubular bodies. Since Mr. Shkreli's person is comprised mainly of proteins and lipids, it would be an excellent source of nutrition for our hungry mustelidian friends. Please consider using this hertofore wasted food source to feed hungry ferrets across the globe.
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