President Barack H. Obama, it is time to finally finish off the Liberty Bell. The Bell already has a big crack in it, and the American people would love nothing more than to see the Bell annihilated by their big strong President. Like most things, this issue has been put off by Presidents for centuries. The bell's big crack has taunted Americans for as long as anyone can remember.
But you can be the change. You can go to Philadelphia with a big sledgehammer, and finally end the life of that horrible Bell. An average citizen can not do this, because the guards will stop them. This is due to the fact that the guards, like everyone, know that if anyone is going to destroy the horrible broken bell, it needs to be the President. And you, sir, are the President.
-Brendan O'Hare