All that Mike Muir has ever wanted was a Pepsi. He tries real hard to concentrate and take his time, but it just never works out the way he wanted it to. His parents claim that he's on drugs, but he denies it, saying that he is simply thinking and would like a nice drink of Pepsi while he thinks. His parents, however, have denied his requests for Pepsi and, instead, have had him institutionalized, even though he went to their schools, their churches and their institutional learning facilities.
Mike claims that he is not crazy. That you are the ones who are crazy and are driving him crazy. His parents put him in an institution. They said it was the best solution; to get professional help and to protect him from himself.
All that we, the people, want is for someone to give Mike a Pepsi.