Cory James Pettit of Henderson, NV has a rare disorder where he is allergic to kissing. If he kisses a gurl, he will swell up and die. This has caused him untold amounts of emotional trauma, and finding a cure is imperative, so he can finally get on Tinder and make out with lots of gurls. We are petitioning Obama to make this cure a national priority. #cureforcory
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