Find send someone from WASHINGTON D.C., THE WHITE HOUSE to find out what is wrong with my van. And fix my van because

I am currently living in my vehicle and I can't afford that added expense and eat and put gas in my vehicle plus pay all my medical insurances and vehicle insurances too, please help me Audrea Elane Sibley out. I will be parked at the United States Postal services where I have Post Office Box 874 Gulfport, Mississippi 39502, on hwy 90 and hwy 49. These peoples expect me to violate myself by forcing me into a sexual act just to fix my 2001 dodge caravan. That sexual act will force me to go to jail. my vin # 2B8GP74L11R373610, I have full coverage insurances on my van.