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Find a serum that will change me into a human permanently

Created by D.D. on July 04, 2014

As an intelligent citizen dog I would like to participate in the political system guaranteed to me by the constitution of these United States. However I only turn into a human at specific times, much like the hit Tim Allen movie the Shaggy Dog, only in reverse. I slowly turn bark into a dog and can already bark bark myself turning back. Oh no I'm bark bark bark bark. Tell my family bark bark bark. Cure bark bark. It's bark bark bark bark bark bark. bark bark bark. bark bark bark bark. bark bark bark bark bark bark. bark bark bark bark. bark.

bark,
bark bark

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