I am creating a petition for President Barack Houston Obama to please find me someone to casually make-out with. I'm a person who likes all genders but tends to lean towards women. Please, President Obama.... I know I'm not supposed to ask what my government can do for me but rather what I can do for my government.... but can you help me out this one time, Barry.
**SIGN THIS SO OBAMA CAN HELP FIND ME SOMEONE TO CASUALLY MAKE-OUT WITH**
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