Kevin & Bean fired a much loved and integral part of their show, Lisa May, to bring Allie McKay onboard to "improve" their morning show. Turns out, it didn't "improve" it so much as it made it suck. The people of this great nation demand that Clear Channel shitcan unfunny Allie McKay and hire Lisa May as a full fledged employee. In fact, a constitutional amendment to ensure that Lisa is part of the show and that Ralph and his boring old routine are permanently retired is not out of order. Please, Mr. Obama, you killed Osama, gave us universal health coverage, and are now negotiating a peaceful end to Iran's nuclear program. Although those are important projects, I cannot stress to you enough the critical nature of my petition, it may just be the crown jewel of your presidency.
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