Benjy Bronk – age unknown -- is a writer and in-studio personality on the SiriusXM Howard Stern Show. He is known for not answering simple questions and steering conversations towards tangential topics. This deflection technique is known on the radio show as “The Benjy Vortex.”
Benjy’s inability to effectively communicate is not humorous (co-workers and fans universally agree) and his “shtick” usually halts any comedic inertia. Benjy likens his comedy to the late Andy Kaufman but the medium of radio and television have been unable to convey this humor.
We ask the President to listen to the Howard Stern Show for a few weeks and objectively assess Benjy’s role on the show. After which he should deport Benjy back to Vortexistan.
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