I, Cort Gatliff, of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, ensure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty for myself and our Posterity, do insist that Chris Harrison resign from his position as host of The Bachelorette and hire me in his stead.
I have nothing but respect for Chris Harrison, but it is my firm belief that he has been in power far too long, and I'd like to be the one to continue his legacy.
Chris, this is the final rose.