DEREK FISHER IS THE WORST COACH IN THE NBA.
HE WOULD GET FIRED FROM A D-2 JOB, BUT, HE RODE KOBE'S COATTAILS AND PHIL IS BLIND TO THE ISSUE FOR SOME REASON.
THUS, I CALL FOR WE, THE PEOPLE TO RISE AS ONE AND TERMINATE HIS POSITION, AND, IF POSSIBLE, BUILD A ROCKET WITH WHICH TO FIRE HIM INTO THE SUN.
WATCHING HIM PRATTLE ABOUT THE SIDELINE LIKE A MUSTARD GAS SURVIVOR IS, LIKE THE USE OF SAID GAS, AN UTTER VIOLATION OF BOTH ENTERTAINMENT AND COMMON DECENCY.
DEREK FISHER STILL COACHING AFTER TONIGHT IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO AMERICA AND ONE OF ITS MAJOR CULTURAL EXPORTS, THE NBA.
WE SUFFERED THROUGH 9/11, WE DESERVE BETTER.