Pierre McGuire is by far the worst thing about the NHL, just barely ahead of Anaheim's Ryan Getzlaf. I am proposing that his job is either cut completely or altered so as to allow a cardboard cutout to fill in for him, or for him to stand there and say nothing. Any object would work, actually. Perhaps a snow cone machine for the players. I don't know, it's just a thought. If all else fails, maybe his microphone can just be muted without his knowledge.
Fellow Americans, will you unite for the greater good of the only sport worth watching?