My dog's name is Oliver and he's really cute and pretty smart for a dog. Roger Goodell seems gross and dumb for a person. I figure 'smart for a dog' beats 'dumb for a person' any day of the week.
Goodell seems to be extremely tone deaf to what America is saying, which is the opposite of what my dog is. Oliver can hear everything. Plus, every time I ask him to do a trick, he rolls over and waits for me to pet him. And if I don't pet him, he just falls asleep. That's a way better reaction than anything Roger Goodell has ever had.
JOIN ME AMERICA. FIGHT FOR ROGER GOODELL TO BE FIRED AND OLIVER TO BE NAMED NEW COMMISSIONER OF THE NFL.