We all know that Barry's smokin the best chronic in the oval office. He's the prez, he gets the best stuff. And we all know he needs a Newport after the jay. Why else would he still be smoking? Anyway, It's time for the Executive branch of our government to stop selling illicit drugs to pay for the illegal projects they have going on over seas (killing Americans without due process for example)... So, here's the deal, legalize now, and make your money legally. Or, if you DID really quit, subject yourself to a TSA patdown and a urinalyisis monitored by to of your TSA pervs and publish the results through your dept. of propaganda (corporate media). Too bad Murdoch can't help since he has his employees breaking the law to cover for you.
P.S. appoint some staffers who are not crooks.