Tired of your elected representatives trying to talk and act like us common folk, you know, the people who still eat TV dinners and do other middle class-y things? Well fear no more, because with this ingenious petition, our elected officials will now more closely resemble some strange cross between the WWF and 17th century British Parliament members. Plus, if we really want to make it interesting, we can have them actually wrestle, or even burst into simultaneous gymnastic routines! Just imagine the intrigue it would bring to C-Span, "There goes Sen. McCain with a beautiful back tumble. Next up is Tom Harkin on the pommel-horse, he's been having issues with it recently."
More importantly though, this is to show the idiots trying to secede, that any petition can get 25,000 signatures