Too many hardworking men and women of our proud country are hornswaggled by conniving "wall street, not main street" businessmen. They fool us with slick marketing and PR, when all the Americans I know just want honest names of stores and businesses, so we can efficiently shop and get back home to our children.
Just for demonstration purposes, "Starbucks" should be called "Laxatives."
Come on, America, let's demand answers from the White House!