People need jobs, and at the moment, American industry just isn't keeping up. But since the reelection of President Barack Obama, America has quickly outstripped all its competitors in the field of petition-making. Clearly, this is America's future. This proposal will lead us into a bold new future of recursive petitions. The only other thing needed to get America's economy moving again is some kind of business model, perhaps based on online advertising revenue. And we can find the best of an exciting, innovative field of business models by choosing whichever one's petition receives the most support. Please sign this, for our economy, our future, our children, and our petitions.
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