Force Ben and Jerry's to change the name of their Flavor Graveyard to "The Flaveyard"

For too long the citizens of America have been forced to wonder why the ice cream giant of Ben and Jerry's has refused to acknowledge a "grave" mistake. It is not often that hilarious puns so blatantly obvious are missed. But Ben and Jerry's failed to act on an absolute knee slapper when naming their cemetery for ice creams of the past. They elected to name it the Flavor Graveyard, a gross miscalculation. But the pride of corporate Ben and Jerry's has kept this injustice from being corrected. But together, with this petition, we the people can right the wrong of past generations, ensuring that our children will live in a world where puns can exist freely and without question. So the next time Ben and Jerry's retires a flavor, let's make sure that is laid to rest properly: in the Flaveyard.