Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. has misled the American people by creating excitement surrounding the release of an upcoming character for their game Overwatch™. Despite a long and arduous alternate reality game (ARG) which has pushed online detectives to their physical and psychological limits, Blizzard has not released any significant information or details regarding Sombra, the supposed 23rd hero to be added to the game. Every day, hundreds of young Americans log onto a Discord server and painstakingly try to find clues regarding the character, often staying awake for over 24 hours at a time, drinking energy drinks, creating conspiracy theories and sobbing loudly. We call on US congress to create legislature to force Blizzard to release Sombra and end the suffering. GIB SOMBRA ༼ つ ._. ༽つ
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