President Obama,
Bruno Mars is the best singer in the world, but he has never made a Christmas album. I think it is time for that to change. I don't really know how petitions work but I'd like for you to make it illegal for him to not make one by December 2015. Required songs include "Please Come Home for Christmas," "Blue Christmas," and "All I Want For Christmas is You." Just imagine how good this album would be. It would literally make America better.
Thank you.
-Matt