Louis CK and Donald Rumsfeld Lizard Interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8Y2nO_8TM
http://stargods.org/ReptilianPage.htm
I think it's pretty clear that Donald Rumsfeld is, in fact, a lizard from outer space who possibly eats little Mexican and Canadian children, but, so as to convince the minority of the population who claim that the large amount of evidence is all entirely speculative, I and those who sign this petition ask that you please force Donald Rumsfeld (and Dick Cheney, who is most likely involved... I mean just look at him) to disclose his/their reptilian nature or at least begin a formal investigation.