Howard Stern -- the King of All Media, America's Judge, the saviour of NBC and the future host of "The Tonight Show with Howard Stern" -- has refused to talk about this season of "America's Got Talent."
This has greatly upset Stern's fans, who are starving for information about the latest dog acts, as well as Howard's interaction with Mel B (AKA Scary Spice) and Heidi Klum.
We demand that the Obama administration force Howard Stern to talk about AGT, or else ....