As long as religious liberty is a dead letter, why not give America's pig farmers a boost by mandating that all schools, including Muslim and Jewish institutions, serve free pork barbecue, bacon cheeseburgers, and ham sandwiches in their cafeterias? If these schools object based on so-called "religious" reasons, we can strike a "comprise" in which we require food-service contractors to provide the pork for free. Problem solved!
More than 87% of Americans enjoy ham, bacon, or other pork products each day. It's time to stop denying Muslim and Jewish children products made from this wonderful, magical animal.