Force Jon Stewart to remain with the Daily Show in the interests of National Security and Stability.

Education and laughter are the two most important natural resources of the US. The ability to find irreverent comedy in the status quo was displayed in the very founding of our nation, when propaganda from overseas was clearly banned by our founding fathers, in the from of the little know clause of the constitution that no media mogul right-wing colonial nut case from Australia shall control the freedom of expression of our as yet undiscovered airways. Now to the point. Jon Stewart. You are a civil servant. You're not a free agent. Your show and continued presence is a national security issue as - without out it, the zombie apocalypse and other terrors are sure to happen. We crazed biting liberals will have no place to revel in the long lost art of -- humor -- or wit. Jon. stays