Kobe Bryant is regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time. His retirement earlier this year is sobering to say the least. Now, in his post-athletic life, it seems only fit that he should become the star of no less than five (5) theatrically released family-friendly comedy films. America deserves to witness the Black Mamba navigate the foibles of the American nuclear family. Perhaps one film could center around Mr. Bryant juggling PTA meetings with being a super spy. Hilarious! We the people feel it is the duty of the US Congress to contractually obligate Hollywood and Kobe Bryant to produce and star in these films respectively.



