My fellow Americans, we have been outdone, and it's time to take action. You see, Krispy Kreme®, a Proud American company has been holding out on us. Yes, I understand that they've been serving us delicious donuts since 1937 - But this, THIS is not enough. They have recently released a Reeses® PB Cup Donut - but ONLY in Australia. We demand that this atrocity be corrected and these delicious mounds of protein packed goodness be served in the land of the free. Our soldiers are fighting for our freedoms, and that includes Peanut Butter donut consumption. Help me make this a reality!



