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force Lauren Pinto to take pictures of herself in the pool, and upload on the internet for all of America to enjoy.

Created by D.S. on December 25, 2013

Lauren H. Pinto is a highly talented photographer, and one of her specialties is her underwater pics.The public loves them, she knows it. Yet, this woman refuses to produce more pictures. We have asked her kindly to do so, yet she ignore our demands and just play Pokemon. We strongly urge you to first issue an executive order demanding her to produce more pics of her underwater. And if that doesn't work, then sanctions. Take away her tumblr account, Pokemon games, and her cats. Go all Iran on that jewish girl. And if that doesn't work, well I guess we just call it a day, and enjoy a few beers and laugh at much of a selfish lil girl Lauren is. Deal?

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