When in the Course of office supply ordering, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the office supply bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Office Supplies and of Office Supply's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal and deserve forks , that they are endowed by their Creator (Gordon Whitley) with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of adequate office supplies!