We humbly ask the President of the United States to force McDonald's to make the McRib Sandwich a regular menu item.If this is not feasible then we ask that McDonald's add FIVE pieces of bacon to the McRib Sandwich when it is in season.
We do not feel that McRib nor bacon need any further respective supporting evidence unless the government wishes to provide a grant. And don't say that's too much pork because while some consider bacon to be of the pork family, we all know that bacon was created by God on the 8th day. That is why he needed to rest on the 7th day, in order to create bacon on the 8th. Duh it is in the bible. Thank you.