The National Hockey League is content on milking the Crosby-Malkin teat in scheduling the Pittsburgh Penguins for already three outdoor hockey games. The weather always stinks, the team struggles, the overall quality of play suffers and then trigger-happy fans make asinine observations about the club. Please tell the NHL to stop scheduling the Penguins in outdoor games. Let some other teams crap out over 60 minutes in the elements. I'm sure Vladimir Putin would even agree and he's trippin' in Crimea right now yo.



