We the people of the United States have become aware that Illuminati member Howard Stern has “wired” the residence of Toronto local Hanzi (a.k.a. Imran Khan who lives with his dad and mom). Howard Stern has been observing Hanzi and listening to his thoughts for the last seven years. Although most of Hanzi’s thoughts have been Anti-Semitic we feel that he has a right to think freely and without interception or mind-control from Howard Stern or his minions. We the people insist that you remove the camera from behind the mirror on his dresser and that all microphones and thought-detectors in the basement ceiling be disconnected.



