In a world where people are often Catfished it has become increasingly harder to separate fact from fiction. Our common sense instincts often take a back seat to our gullibility. What is true online is usually mutually exclusive from what is true in everyday life. Because of this, I petition that one of the following two actions happen immediately:
Rob Delaney adjusts his standup act to be a better representation of his hilarious Twitter feed
Rob Delaney adjusts his Twitter feed to be a better representation of his bland standup act
You cannot continue to be something online that you are not in the real world. So many people have fell in love on Twitter only to have their lives shattered when finally seeing you in person.