Capri Sun is a staple of American life but for too long has only been available in inadequate 6oz pouches while the average American citizen needs at least 14oz to feel temporarily satisfied. President Obama, please use your power to force Rudolph Wild Ltd. to begin selling their product by the gallon so that millions of Americans can finally feel satisfied with their lives.
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