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force Skittles to remove its new, terrible green apple tasting and replace it with the traditional Skittle we oh so love

Created by E.B. on March 29, 2013

Recently, Skittles has introduced a new flavor, Green Apple, that replaced the traditional lime found in its Original Fruit Skittles. This permanent decision has aroused a firestorm of snack scandal, as almost no one with a functioning brain would dare choose Green Apple over Lime. This effort must be an immoral attempt to push us toward healthier, sugar free foods, because that Green Apple is probably the worst artificial flavor ever created in food science. We as an American people want our voices heard. Candy-loving citizens of the United States unite, and let the hard-shelled executives at Skittles taste our rainbow of justice.

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