I'm all for the free market but enough is enough. I barely survived the short-lived green apple scare of 2001. I'm not anti-green apple. Some of my best friends are green apple. I'm just saying that they don't belong in the traditional Original Fruit Skittles bag. They're gross and throw off the entire taste. Some may say that I should get lime from the Skittles Darkside bag. Darkside is gross. Pomegranate is nasty, not to mention dangerous. The last thing we need is Persephone eating a bag of Darkside because she's jonesing for some Lime and accidentally sending us into another ice age.
List of things under lime:
1. Fall of the Berlin Wall
2. The Internet
3. Top Gear
List of things under green apple:
1. The Chelyabinsk meteor
2. Greek government-debt crisis
3. Disney's The Lone Ranger