Force Speaker of the House John Boehner to Appear in Public Even Once When He Isn't Slobbering Plastered

Let's face it. John Boehner isn't just a lush. He's drunk 100% of the time. How else could any sensible human being explain his imbecilic behavior? The dude's brain is clearly pickled. Just dig that gin-blossom honker of his. That man is a boisterous drunk. And he's prone to crybaby outbursts. Who in God's name does he think he's kidding? Family values, pff. Americans have had enough of alcohol-abusing morons. If we can't have a Republican leader who doesn't slur his words and cry like an infant about everything from poverty to koala bears to foreign policy, why even bother pretending to govern? Shameless.