Recently, fast-food chain Taco Bell unveiled an experimental new food product available only in a handful of locations in Southern California: the Waffle Taco.
Let's face it, folks: everybody loves tacos. And most likely, everybody loves waffles as well. To create a taco in waffle form-- basically, a curved waffle shell with egg and sausage contained inside-- is nothing short of unqualified genius.
I mean, who HASN'T gone on their morning commute to work and thought to themselves, "Boy, it'd be pretty swell to drive-up and get essentially a Denny's Grand Slam in the form of a freaking TACO"? President Obama, you can make this dream a reality.
I hereby petition the United States government to empower Taco Bell to exit the product's experimental phase and roll this baby out nationwide.