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force Timothy Sanchez to put his shaft (Dorothy) on display at ALL TIMES while he is in the cabin this weekend.

Created by Z.C. on October 14, 2015

Timothy Sanchez has a giant schlong named Dorothy. The party whom is accompanying him to Colorado this weekend has already voted unanimously in favor of putting Dorothy on display at ALL TIMES whilst in the cabin. This request is simple in nature and beneficial to all who may enter into, or may peep into the cabin. The effort of pulling out that glorious masterpiece is minuscule in comparison to the joy it will bring all who encounter it. The Obama administration will be remiss to let this pertinent issue pass them by. It will be a landmark event in Colorado history, and will inspire the community. If enforced, I will ask Timothy (with no promises) if the president himself can meet Dorothy in the flesh. An incredible opportunity to say the least.

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