In light of VP Biden's recent statements on firearm ownership it is prudent, nay, imperative, for the safety of all law abiding citizens against wanton gun violence perpetrated by dim witted hayseeds such as those aimlessly firing guns into the air from the balconies of their homes or blindly firing through the front door of their residences, that President Obama insist that VP Biden undergo a mental health evaluation to determine his fitness to continue to possess firearms.
Jill, if there's ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out and put that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house.
-VP Biden
My shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15 because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.
-VP Biden