Pat Venditte is an American hero. Born with the ability to throw major-league quality pitches with both his left and right arms, Pat has worked tireless on his craft in an attempt to one day make it to the Major Leagues.
Venditte may not throw as hard as Aroldis Chapman does. His slider might not slide like Yu Darvish's. What Pat Venditte CAN do, though, is make modern baseball history by retiring quality baseball players with both arms.
I call upon our President to force the Yankess to call up Pat Venditte, and see what he can do.
Do the right thing. Or, in Pat Venditte's case, the right and the left thing.