The Obama administration must ask Ms Deschanel to regrow he bangs.
This is a global catastrophe! Millions of Indie kids around the world are weeping because if this. She is a national treasure and this treasure must be kept true!
Please, Mr Obama, force the New Girl, Zooey Deschanel, to regrow those fantastic bangs. I for one believe this is the answer to peace on Earth...
...And (500) Days of Summer.