Forcibly remove all cats from the state of Rhode Island. Facilitate transportation to a cat colony on the moon.

Cats have for too long been an icon in pop culture. This needs to stop. Rhode Islanders are some of the first to become aware of this threat.
Cat bites almost always result in life-threatening infections.
Our families and our children are being infected daily.
Cats eat garbage.
There is a dangerous internet trend of glorifying these beasts - it is long overdue for the madness to stop.
A cat was sighted in the vicinity of Providence last week. The feline was rabid, foaming at the mouth. This is a routine occurrence in the lives of cats. This particular cat was in process of disemboweling a young child, and feasting on the intestines.
Let the chaos end.
Bring kitties to light for the darkness hidden within.
Ban cats now.