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Forcibly remove Brent Carter's testicles in the interest of the common good.

Created by R.M. on November 14, 2012

Like burning overgrown underbrush or shooting feral cats, sometimes drastic action needs to be taken to preserve stability in an ecosystem. We need to do all that we can to circumvent the possibility of Brent Carter reproducing. Brent is already a burden to Chicago area taxpayers, and a black mark on the soul of society as a whole. Also, look at his hair. Now imagine a city teeming with Brents. Poking their heads out out from under your refrigerator. Scurrying around your alley when you take the trash out at night. Terrified? Then we must take steps now to make sure it never happens. Sign the petition.

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