Many hard-working American men and women sorely need the comfort of a waifu in these tumultuous political and economic times. More often than not, a two-dimensional representation on a computer screen or printed on a dakimakura reminds your average Joe Sixpack that contrary to "the American Dream" his individual aspirations can not be realized, leading to depression and/or social withdrawal and thereby decimating individual productivity. A working partnership with Japan to further the real world existence of anime characters would benefit all parties involved and usher in a super kawaii era of good spirits and productivity.
We have the technology.



