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form a law that will force Taylor Swift to take back Jake Gyllenhaal.

Created by A.V. on December 05, 2013

A great man, Jake Gyllenhaal, upon listening to the album Red, once made a very important phone call to say: "I just listened to the album, and that was a really bittersweet experience for me. It was like going through a photo album." Now, I know that Taylor said that they are "never ever getting back together" but I think that the government just needs to push her in the right direction by forcing her to make an exception for the one man who will ever be sweet enough to say something like that about songs that were written about their breakup. They belong together, so do the world a favor and bring back their love.

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