We formally request that the Obama Administration celebrate the great holiday of Festivus on December 23rd.
A uniquely American holiday, Festivus is celebrated throughout homes each year and promotes family unity through the expelling of bad feelings and frustrations with each other. In this current political climate, a celebration of Festivus on the government level is exactly what we need to purge all of the ill feelings that are preventing things from getting done in Washington.
We request that President Obama lead the Airing of Grievances in a room with top party leaders from all sides.
Joe Biden is then to lead the Feats of Strength and challenge various TV and Radio political pundits to a wrestling match until defeated.
Sincerely,
-The American People