Formally challenge President Vladimir Putin to a bare-knuckle boxing match. Three rounds, no-holds-barred.

I believe that it would be inspiring for the American people to see their president in the heat of combat against one of the other great statesmen of our time. While I understand that President Putin is an experienced martial artist and probably has a good fifteen pounds on President Obama, I have faith that, through a combination of American grit, willpower, agility and endurance, our leader would be victorious.