In recognition of Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter (also known as Sasha Fierce/Yoncé) the woman of many grammy awards,talents and numerous positive contributions to the betterment of both the musical landscape and society as a whole, we (The BeyHive) hereby petition the Obama Administration to officially declare nationwide September 4th "B'Day."
In honor of "B'Day," the American people are invited to celebrate by:
1. Acknowledging who run the world. (Girls.)
2. Reminding those around them that they woke up like this.
3. Informing past romantic partners that if they liked it, they should have put a ring on it.
4. Flexing while their hands are up.
5. Feeling themselves.