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Formally Declare Beyoncé's Birthday, September 4th, A National Holiday

Created by B.M. on September 03, 2015

In recognition of Beyoncé Knowles' (also known as Sasha Fierce) numerous positive contributions to the betterment of both the musical landscape and society as a whole, we hereby petition the Obama Administration to officially declare September 4th "B'Day."

In honor of "B'Day," the American people are invited to celebrate by:

1. Acknowledging who run the world. (Girls.)

2. Reminding those around them that they woke up like this.

3. Informing past romantic partners that if they liked it, they should have put a ring on it.

4. Flexing while their hands are up.

5. Feeling themselves.

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